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Sky Quotes by George Carlin

11 Sky quotes by George Carlin

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George Carlin’s sharp humor often points upward, and these eleven brief lines about the sky reveal his witty critique. The set is compact, delivering his distinctive edge in a few sentences.

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Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

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There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.

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There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn…

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Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they…

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Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

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Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on…

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I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO…

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When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion...…

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Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible man ¦ Living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of…

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I don't understand a belief that there is an invisible being in the sky who watches over us all the time and…

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The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god - that there's a man in the sky with 10 things…

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I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

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With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

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Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken…

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“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both…

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“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out…

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I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

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“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital…

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You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

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It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,…

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Is there another word for synonym?

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The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the…

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These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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