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Conan’s quick humor shines in eleven short observations about the city’s quirks. They’re perfect for a laugh when you need a light‑hearted look at New York.

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The New York Times reports that Moammar Gadhafi spent his last days hovering between defiance and delusion, surviving on rice and pasta.…

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Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets'…

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Presidential candidate Donald Trump had a meeting with Ted Cruz. He said he does not know why he agreed to fly to…

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Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. The marathon was won in record time by a Democrat candidate running away from President…

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Hillary Clinton has reportedly accepted Barack Obama's offer to become secretary of state. That's what they're saying in the New York Times.…

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A town in Upstate New York is being accused of being biased 'cause they sent out absentee ballots that say 'Barack Osama.'…

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In New York the other day, there was a pro-Martha Stewart rally. Only four people showed up ... and three of them…

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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…

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President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, 'I'd…

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Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It's been called the least-exciting spring break trip in history.

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In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.

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