Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Visually I've always liked the 20s 30s for film. I do these because I like the music. I like the clothes. I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When I was a young man, my friends and I and all of us in New York were very influenced by French… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
New York is my home and I have a particular fondness for it. I think it's a place where you can generate… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never wanted to or expected to make a film outside of New York. New York became very, very expensive. The same… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you know, Barcelona. These are places that are like New York.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I've never felt Truth was Beauty. Never. I've always felt that people can't take too much reality. I like being in Ingmar… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery -… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I have a number of symptoms that are neurotic and are constricting in the sense that if I had a brilliant idea… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I like filming in New York a lot myself, but London is accommodating to me; the weather's very good there and the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
