Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
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For years, humorous characters in cartoons have been almost exclusively male. — Paul Dini Copy Share Image
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“The lieutenant’s fooling around again with the telegraph girl at the station,” said the corporal, after he had gone. “He’s been running… — Jaroslav Hašek Copy Share Image
One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“I didn't do anything wrong. I swear.' He grunted. 'Like I've never heard that before. Funny, but I expected a little more… — Mindee Arnett Copy Share Image
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Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me.… — George Burns Copy Share Image
“For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.” — Elizabeth Inchbald Copy Share Image
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right! — Mae West Copy Share Image
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I have neither the scholar's melancholy, which is emulation; nor the musician's, which is fantastical; nor the courtier's, which is proud; not… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
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