Humorous Quote by Carmen Jenner

“Whiteness is filthy.”

— Julien Torma

“Is it wrong that I see those creamy white legs and just want to mark them with my fangs?” he whispered. “I think if…

— Kenya Wright

“All black, of course. Just like his rotting soul.”

— Jennifer Estep

“Awesome. I'd terrified the Legatus of the Golden Legion just by showing him my sword. If I waved it around, he'd probably explode.”

— Ilona Andrews

“But now I know I am like the blade and he is like the whetstone—”

— Veronica Roth

“Tagged by a whiny little vamp," he said gesturing. "Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in…

— Kim Harrison

“White." He spoke with conviction and I knew he'd seen. "A thousand shades of white, from mist to snow to starlight.”

— Deborah Cooke

“How about how the hell you're still a virgin at nineteen?" he said, turning his silver pools toward me.”

— Abbi Glines

“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.”

— Augusten Burroughs

“If the lamb sees the knife, she panics. Her panic seeps into her meat, darkens it, fouls the flavor.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Do you mind,” he asked politely, “if I slide my blade under your skin, just a little?”

— Mercedes M. Yardley

“I know a Graceling when I see one.” He jabbed with his sword, and she rolled out of the way. “Let me see the…

— Kristin Cashore