Quote by Carmen Jenner Download Open image ““I’d hate to have my roomies walk in on me while I’m bludgeoning the beefsteak.”” — Carmen Jenner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity.” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“Out, beefy. The women folk have work to do." Bish laughed and pointed to himself. "I'm beefy, I suppose." "Well, no one else in… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“The cow spat. “What are you going to do? Not eat me?” “That’s right. I won’t eat you and I won’t eat your entire… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I was in the meat locker, unhooking the next carcass when I ran into my shift supervisor, who should have been on vacation, as… — Marko Pandza Copy Share Image
“Maybe then they’d leave me the fuck alone in the corner with my turkey and my mashed potatoes and my phone.” — Francesca Zappia Copy Share Image
“What I was hungry for was sitting nonchalantly next to me on the couch.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“Don’t hate the Meat Lord, Atticus. Just offer him steak sauce and words of praise.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Tommy would never look at me like that, except maybe if I were walking toward him butt naked carrying a heaping plate of bacon.” — Beth Ehemann Copy Share Image
“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.” — Ruth Harris Copy Share Image
“I love him too much, which makes me think that despite his declarations, he didn't love me at all.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“When I do finally get you naked beneath me—and trust me, it’s not a question of if, but when—I’m going to make sure you… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Buddy, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that women are always right. Never question it. It’s as sure as gravity. Women… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Holy mother of whoring nuns she’s hot. Fuck! I haven’t just crossed the border into boner territory, Mr Happy’s erected a tent from my… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter which way I look at it, when it comes to Anna Belle I'm completely fucking screwed.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“From the day we're born to the day we die, we fucking hurt and we cry and we pick ourselves up and, if we're… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love." "Well your current ...… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Yeah. If there’s one thing you’ve taught me, Cade, it’s that running solves nothing. It just hurts your feet in the long run.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
