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You know how it is with some girls. They seem to take the stuffing right out of you. I mean to say,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
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The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves. — Robert Graves Copy Share Image
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