Humorous Quote by Marita A. Hansen

“He bit his lip, feeling guilty for looking at her tits. He imagined ripping the bra's flimsy material , it was a travesty to…

— Marita A. Hansen

“I can't take loving people only for them to be taken away. Everyone I love leaves me. I hate it, I fuckin'hate it, it's…

— Marita A. Hansen

“He closed his eyes and let his head fall back, his visage a portrait of sex. (A description of Dante).”

— Marita A. Hansen

“So, his cock accidently slipped into your pussy?”

— Marita A. Hansen

“Jenna walked in between desks and plonked herself down behind hers, noticing AGAIN that the teacher hadn’t graced the class with his zitty presence.…

— Marita A. Hansen

“You are the most irritating person I've ever met!. You have no logic; all you are is a stupid neurotic woman. You don't deserve…

— Marita A. Hansen

“The Devil was once an Angel." ~ Kara”

— Marita A. Hansen

“I don't sleep with that many chicks, and if I did, so what? There's nuthin' wrong with sex. It's you religious types who have…

— Marita A. Hansen

“If you wish to hurt yourself , you're doing a very good job, but for me that was exquisite. Now, move." He slapped my…

— Marita A. Hansen

“Jade: "You’ve got to propel rock star, not Sons of Anarchy.” Dante: “Sons of what?” Jade: “Don’t you watch television?” Dante: “I only rent…

— Marita A. Hansen

“Jagger is no one’s, you sick bastardo. And if you ever go near him again, I will hold you down so he can cut…

— Marita A. Hansen

“A woman can do men without penetrating them; they ride them, like I want you to ride me, they suck cazzone like I want…

— Marita A. Hansen