The Americans are extremely gadget minded people and American gadgets have a peculiar characteristic: they work. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can, politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot. Because the stuff… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?" — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
“Goodness, that stuff rips like paper,” she exclaimed, reaching to pull her tank top off. She was halfway through the action when… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It's often pointed out that in Cuban cinema there are too many comedies, but a sense of humor is so much part… — Fernando Perez Copy Share Image
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never… — Spuds Crawford Copy Share Image
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Karla Jay's intimate account of life in the early years of feminism and gay liberation is as irresistible as a novel, but… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
“I just can't fathom why anyone would stand on a ledge when there's a respectable amount of walking space right next to… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Zane wondered if Ty was a mama‟s boy. He tipped his head to the side, watching them as he picked out a… — Madeleine Urban Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Most of my artwork is geared towards being humorous in some light. — Frances Bean Cobain Copy Share Image
“Every time you smoke a cigarette, God takes an hour off your life and gives it to Keith Richards” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She stops chewing and brings the chains on her wrist up to her nose and sniffs. She pulls away with a mild… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
She could not have gazed at him with a more rapturous intensity if she had been a small child and he a… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Adventuring turned out to be boring. Zach thought back to all the fantasy books he'd read where a team of questers traveled… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
If a person wants to be atheistic it's his God-given right to be an atheist. — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
