Many of the things that stifle growth are morally neutral. They're not bad things. Facebook is not bad. Television and movies are… — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
The Japanese are human beings like the rest of us, but they will strongly resent this insinuation. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“I’m going to strip my way through plumber’s school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?” — Rebecca Murphy Copy Share Image
A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the… — Raymond Simard Copy Share Image
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Israel also deprived the world of its chance of shedding tears of genuine sympathy over her destruction. The world resents this; it… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
The nephew revenges himself for this, by holding his breath and terrifying his kinswoman with the dread belief that he has made… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“You look good as a Pirate." Erin "Ahoy, matey," he said, laying her back against the grass. "Me cap'n's ship needs a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“A woman calls from Seaview to say her linen closet is missing. Last September, her house had six bedrooms, two linen closets.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“If I ever figured out how to go back in time, I'd tell my nine-year-old self to run the other way when… — Anna Staniszewski Copy Share Image
The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn't understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign. — Iimani David Copy Share Image
“My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn...” — Cleo Peitsche Copy Share Image
“Despite the fact that he loves books and owns a bookstore, A.J. does not particularly care for writers. He finds them to… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
“My mouth was dry. Whispers carried on the wind as the maids around me bunched together in small groups, hysterical, morbid. I… — A.E. Croft Copy Share Image
“Some people react to suffering by denying the very possibility of God's existence” — Michael Ots Copy Share Image
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
