Humorous Quote by Nick Trout

“do this – and very large lines appeared across his forehead. His nostrils flared, becoming even wider holes than they already were. Speak-No, Hear-No…

— David Baddiel

“...he was presently rewarded with the sight of the present day disgrace of England. Out of the bathing tent, and into the full sunlight,…

— Henry De Vere Stacpoole

“He trails off, looking up at the sky. He’s got one of those ruddy complexions that reddens easily, I’ve noticed. I imagine him herding…

— Lauren Graham

“He had an accent. A British one. There was something about a British accent that had always made me quiver deep down inside and…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“Jules could have sworn there was a devilish glint in the shopkeepers eye. 'I find today I am in need of a bonnet.' Mr.…

— Julie Anne Long

“His tiny, naked butt disappeared into the stream as he cried, "Wheeeee! Balls out!" I think that's a rugby reference," Bertie said. "But don't…

— Lisa Mantchev

“Within an hour, I had gone from anguish at the thought of losing him in Scotland, to a strong desire to bed him in…

— Diana Gabaldon

“Only slowly, after long watching, did he begin to distinguish the small signs that made them trackable: the ball of gristle in the corner…

— David Malouf

“The other day, one of the big shots was trying to say ‘Nice shoes!’ and he accidentally told a government minister that his face…

— Carl Hiaasen

“And revealed my prize. His one hand was covering his shaft but those beautiful big balls were hanging in perfect view. Curly pubic hair…

— James Cox

“His shorts hung low and his sweaty, cut to within an inch of its life, pelvic V muscle, was giving a silent but clear…

— R.K. Lilley

“He leaned in even closer until she could count the bristles on his poorly shaven chin. “But you’re pretty. You can stay. Turn around…

— Cari Silverwood