Eyes-like-stars Quote by Lisa Mantchev

“Hallo, Bertie." "Hallo, old turnip. Where have you been all this while?" "Oh, here and there! Ripping weather we're having, Bertie." "Not bad." "I…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“He will lunch with you at your flat tomorrow at one-thirty. Please remember that he drinks no wine, strongly disapproves of smoking, and can…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Peaseblossom-decorous, proper Peaseblossom-dropped her trousers to waggle her naked, pale bottom at the Stage Manager. Bertie laughed involuntarily, choked on her coffee, and nearly…

— Lisa Mantchev

“Elizabeth was so sweet this afternoon trying to show P.B. his sitting room. He became absorbed in some jungle prints along the passage and…

— William Shawcross

“...Jeeves, whatever his moral defects, would never go about in skirts calling me Bertie.”

— P G Wodehouse

“...hoping that he might peek through a gap in the fance and see that Patch was really a big softy, all bark and no…

— Nick Trout

“The Brigands charged in with their weapons drawn. "Who are you?" Young Bertie asked. "We're the bad guys!" their leader announced. "What are you…

— Lisa Mantchev

“You mean...” Billy exclaimed at last, “you mean...” – his voice rose high and clear – “you mean...” – and he jumped to his…

— Peter Matthiessen

“During dinner at the Dersinghams in "Angel Pavement"... "Do you ever watch rugger, Golspie?" Mr Dersingham demanded down the table. "What, rugby? Haven't see…

— J.B. Priestley

“Her first week on the job a caller went silent in surprise on the other end of the line, expecting to hear Miss Jacobs'…

— Dawn Shamp

“I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal and shag…

— Neil Leckman

“Every time I look up and catch that kid's vacant eye, I suffer agonies. I tell you, Bertie, sometimes when he gives me a…

— PG Wodehouse