Bertie Quote by Lisa Mantchev

“You didn't just write the play, Bertie," Peaseblossom said suddenly. "You ordered the Players about, shouted, and threw an artistic hissy fit. Do you…

— Lisa Mantchev

“Bingo Little, under the influence of romantic love or, perhaps just under the influence;..once said,'There is no love without perfect trust','Who told you that?'…

— P G Wodehouse

“No one promised life would be easy or that the game wouldn't change without warning. There you are, all ready to pass Go and…

— Beth Harbison

“The Brigands charged in with their weapons drawn. "Who are you?" Young Bertie asked. "We're the bad guys!" their leader announced. "What are you…

— Lisa Mantchev

“Question was—why did one of the catering staff have her hand down her own shirt? And was that fondling going on under there? Carson…

— Elle Kennedy

“It can't be done, old thing. Sorry, but it's out of the question. I couldn't go through all that again." "Not for me?" "Not…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“The two spoons were stuck together. Not because they were sticky, but because they were stubborn and clingy and “in love.”

— Jarod Kintz

“So you went back to your friend’s next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they gave you…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Dead like slipped on a bar of soap or like Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead piping?”

— Nick Harkaway

“The globes of his asscheeks were parted, and Seb bucked his hips, cursing under his breath and gritting his teeth when Hudson licked at…

— Charlie Cochet

“This is a theater," Bertie, annoyed by the inquisition, dropped him onto stage. Several feet of slack cable landed atop the fairy in a…

— Lisa Mantchev

“I ordered another. If this was going to be a fish-story, I needed stimulants. "On the liner going to New York I met a…

— P.G. Wodehouse