Bad guy Quote by Lisa Mantchev

“Hallo, Bertie." "Hallo, old turnip. Where have you been all this while?" "Oh, here and there! Ripping weather we're having, Bertie." "Not bad." "I…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“I ordered another. If this was going to be a fish-story, I needed stimulants. "On the liner going to New York I met a…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“He smiled affably at the burglar, a burly fellow whom he continued to hold with one hand, as easily as if he had been…

— Elizabeth Peters

“He looked at me like Lillian Gish coming out of a swoon. "Is this Bertie Wooster talking?" he said, pained. "Yes, it jolly well…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“You didn't just write the play, Bertie," Peaseblossom said suddenly. "You ordered the Players about, shouted, and threw an artistic hissy fit. Do you…

— Lisa Mantchev

“You must meet old Rowbotham, Bertie. A delightful chap. Wants to massacre the bourgeoisie, sack Park Lane and disembowel the hereditary aristocracy. Well, nothing…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“...Jeeves, whatever his moral defects, would never go about in skirts calling me Bertie.”

— P G Wodehouse

“The officer grinned cheerfully at Ralph. 'We saw your smoke. What have you been doing? Having a war or something?' Ralph nodded. The officer…

— William Golding

“Hillbilly stepped closer. Now the barrel of his arrow blaster was touching my chest. I couldn't stop my heart from racing. "You're the golden…

— R.K. Davenport

“This is a theater," Bertie, annoyed by the inquisition, dropped him onto stage. Several feet of slack cable landed atop the fairy in a…

— Lisa Mantchev

My dear children!" Nellie whopped him upside the head with her backpack. "Ow!" Uncle Alistair curled over, cupping his hand over his good eye.…

— Rick Riordan

“Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean,…

— P.G. Wodehouse