Half Quote by Roger Ailes

I prefer sayings over jokes.

— Robert Ballard

Half of being a comedian is knowing how to pace a joke, how to say it, so someone else could be given the same…

— Janelle James

“Some Jokes are half meant :)”

— Pearl Joy Lutero

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like…

— Emo Philips

The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with.

— Jennifer Coolidge

It's a weakness of mine to forget what it is I've just been talking about so that when people make witty allusions to it,…

— Howard Jacobson

Anyone that knows me knows I love to joke around and have fun.

— Kyle Richards

The more you know about somebody's back story, the deeper you can delve into that well, and the more your comedic choices resonate full-body…

— Constance Wu

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”

— H.N. Turteltaub

“Overlark is a brilliant man in the Humanist Tradition." "At the name of which even buzzards gag.”

— R.A. Lafferty

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

— Micah Perks

I don't really know jokes. I'm just in on the joke.

— Perez Hilton