“I laugh when i'm hurt. I laugh when i'm confused. I laugh when i'm angry. I laugh because others will laugh as… — Damien Buerger Copy Share Image
My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
"There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“If I fuck you, you’ll think all your prayers have been answered. I’ll make you see god, Middleton. I’ll make you think… — Eve Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“...Anand, look at the back of my hands. No hair. The sign of an advanced race, boy. And look at yours. No… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The country has always been governed by a coalition but today it is governed by a so-called Grand Coalition which is a… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What are summer teeth? Summer in their mouth, Some are elsewhere.” — Suzanne Woods Fisher Copy Share Image
“I need you to get inside Wayne's head. I need someone who thinks a bit left field and in your own unpleasant… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
“A smile is the best way to get oneself out of a tight spot, even if it is a fake one. Surprisingly… — Naruto Shippuden Copy Share Image
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“Two kinds of people always lie about their ages: actresses and Latin American pitchers.” — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
“I sensed more than recognized the sound of those skeletal knuckles on the door. I was too young for it to be… — Dan Skinner Copy Share Image
People are your most valuable asset. Only people can be made to appreciate in value. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
“We fell to wrestling again. We rolled all over the floor, in each other's arms, like two huge helpless children. He was… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“When someone says "just saying" what they really mean is, "You would be a colossal idiot to not take my advice." (on… — Stephen Altrogge Copy Share Image
“...life's about accumulating wrinkles, deep as rivers and as wide as is needed to travel along their path, so that by the… — Liam Howley Copy Share Image
The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
