“Damn it, I should be the only one allowed to drool over him. I found him first! Or something not as stupid.” — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
“This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
“Chris smiled at me, showing two ridiculously cute dimples and a few feet away a waitress dropped an empty cup she had… — Karen Lynch Copy Share Image
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball… — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there are two prevailing views of the suburbs in the States: either they're this sort of tedious place, where everyone… — Megan Abbott Copy Share Image
A flatterer never seems absurd: The flatter'd always takes his word. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Alexandra, my eldest, here, plays the piano, or reads or sews; Adelaida paints landscapes and portraits (but never finishes any); and Aglaya… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Bargaining is a repulsive habit; compromise is one of the highest human virtues - the difference between the two being that the… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
My character Milly in 'The Boy Who Could Fly' was a very strong part. There were dramatic moments, and there were humorous… — Lucy Deakins Copy Share Image
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
“Can I have my ear back?" He asked irritably. She blinked. "Mother, can you tell this creature here to loosen her hold?” — Anya Wylde Copy Share Image
