“After reading some of my stories, I once had a friend say to me, "I'd love to spend five minutes in your… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
I think the definition of someone who's still a swinger is a person who remains signed up on swinger websites because they're… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
In Tantric Zen you can be humorous and make fun of anything or you can be very serious. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“Darcy rolled the quill between his fingers and looked with benign pity upon his cousin. “You should, you know. It’s a wonderful… — Karen V. Wasylowski Copy Share Image
The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“You learn to smile even in you liver?' 'Even in my lire, Ketut. Big smile in my liver.” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I realized that I was okay with myself. I was quirky and withdrawn and loud, but I liked that. I smiled at… — Anna White Copy Share Image
“You came up this gut-wrenching road yesterday by yourself?" Cassie exclaimed. "You deserve a good cuffing just for driving this goat path… — H.H. Laura Copy Share Image
“I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself...and there's no turning… — Amy Holder Copy Share Image
Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Poetry, I think, intensifies the reader's experience. If it's a humorous facet of the story, poetry makes it more exuberant. If it's… — Vikram Seth Copy Share Image
It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“What's with that?” Butters screamed, his voice high and frightened. “Just covering his head with his arms? Didn't he see the lawyer… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But Rosa soon made the discovery that Miss Twinkleton didn't read fairly. She cut the love-scenes, interpolated passages in praise of female… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
