Humorous Quote by Margaret Atwood

“He stumbled over a few people to the phone, only to find that he had actually reached for a large decorative cigarette dispenser. It…

— Cassandra Clare

“I hated smoking. The smell alone was enough to nauseate me. But right then, more than anything, I wanted to be that cigarette.”

— Dani Alexander

“He flicked his cigarette at me. Luckily, I was still wet, and it was mostly extinguished upon contact. I sat on his lap and…

— Nicole Castle

“It was fun watching the cigarette smoke develop into words until he saw what they said.”

— Kealan Patrick Burke

“I squinted from the thick tobacco smoke, the breath of cheap alcohol, and the sweet or very sour smells of wildly divergent hygiene. “Hey!”

— Kenneth C. Johnson

“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette…

— N.R. Walker

“This cigarette tastes like ass," she said. I wasn't sure what ass tasted like, but she looked like she would know, so I was…

— Janet Evanovich

“I found that I was reaching, automatically, for another cigarette; my eyes and throat felt hot and aching, and my brain stupid. I let…

— Mary Stewart

“Hey,” he replied. “Got a light?” she asked, raising an unlit cigarette to her chapped lips.”

— Christa Faust

“She lit a cigarette and spent a moment identifying with the smoldering match.”

— David Sedaris

“Not Really," he said then lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting.…

— John Green

“That night, we each lit a fake cigarette. For past hurts and present pains.”

— Brittainy C. Cherry