Most of my artwork is geared towards being humorous in some light. — Frances Bean Cobain Copy Share Image
I love humorous games. I love to laugh, and I think it's a really great way to attract players. — Kim Swift Copy Share Image
“I made a candle out of earwax so I could listen better in the dark.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“There shouldn't ever be a gas shortage in our world...when so many people are full of it!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.” — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous… — Mose Allison Copy Share Image
My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
The essence of success is that it is never necessary to think of a new idea oneself. It is far better to… — Aubrey Menen Copy Share Image
I was told to hand over my disposable lighter, to prevent, I suppose, any threat of "Do what I say or I'll… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Nancy Herman, my new gym partner and locker neighbor, puts her hand on my shoulder and whispers, "Don't worry April. I have… — Amy Holder Copy Share Image
With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
If for some reason you are unsure where to go, all you have to do is stand there looking lost, and within… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its fall, and every night in the presence of… — Micheal Mac Liammoir Copy Share Image
“Jim: I want you to search every place in this hotel where a crate of dynamite could possibly be stored. Artie: Right.… — Wild Wild West TV Copy Share Image
“What are you working on?" Elizabeth asked. Nate could hear her tapping a pencil on her desk. She took notes during their… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
9 saw the first direct-dialed long-distance telephone call, between New York and San Francisco. Of course, back in that primitive era the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday… — Walt Kelly Copy Share Image
We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I suppose I look for humor in most situations because it humanizes things; it makes a character much more three-dimensional if there's… — Colm Meaney Copy Share Image
British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I tend to do stuff that is in some way tongue in cheek or humorous or has a kind of wry side… — Alice Levine Copy Share Image
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. — Alyce Cornyn-Selby Copy Share Image
“Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death…” — Matt Ruff Copy Share Image
My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“It says adult prison on the gates, not Hogwarts. Now, get in and say hi to your new housmate.” — Dean Cole Copy Share Image
This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas)” — Brenda Pandos Copy Share Image
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism. — Mark A Cooper Copy Share Image
