Humorous Quote by Timothy Pina

“The fucking world is running out of gas.”

— John Updike

“There was never enough air in the world, but the shortage was particularly acute in that moment.”

— John Green

“I bought an oxygen tank, because with the global population at over seven billion people and rising, what if the world were to suddenly…

— Jarod Kintz

“We preach about capitalism and the beauty of unfettered market forces determining price--but not when it comes to gas. When it comes to gas,…

— Bill Maher

“Our country is always willing to lend a hand to the helpless, as long as they lend us a hand when we need to…

— Thor Benson

Gas consumption is growing everywhere.

— Vagit Alekperov

“But the fact is people who always have at least a quarter tank of gas and refill the tank as soon as it dips…

— Kelly Williams Brown

“There's no need to hear gossip about government. It'll only give you gas.”

— Gregory Maguire

Natural gas is the future. It is here.

— Bill Richardson

“Have you ever been too busy driving to take time to get gas?”

— Stephen R. Covey

As the price of gas goes up, people will become more conscience of how much they use.

— Mike Rounds

In the U.S and Europe over the last year we've been focused on the prices of gasoline at the pump. While many worry about…

— Robert Zoellick