“If you can't beat them and don't care to join them, Then " FU*K THEM".” — Katraina L Flowers Copy Share Image
“With a regrettable sigh he shook his head. "I'm sorry, but this isn't going to work out." "What the hell are you… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.” — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Perhaps he was merely being friendly. Perhaps he saw the look on my face and mistook it for something else. Really what… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“What do you mean, is that it? I just saved his career and the CIA from ruin and he calls me a… — Misty Evans Copy Share Image
If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, try to eat a big lunch and take a nap...er wait, no... #badadvice” — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
“ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you don’t really have to aim… — J.C. Nelson Copy Share Image
Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Gazing up at the long flight of stairs to the temple, Puck shook his head and sighed. “Stairs." He grimaced. “I swear… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cocroach! Hermione, no! He's no worth it.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death…” — Matt Ruff Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Confession is good for the soul, it empties the spirit making more room for sin.” — Trevanian Copy Share Image
I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life. — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to do during the… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
“It was possible that he was making some progress in his mental health condition by seeing me.” — Holly Goldberg Sloan Copy Share Image
“I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
