Humorous Quote by Rick Riordan

“Percy: You just hit the lord of the titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.”

— Rick Riordan

“You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”

— Rick Riordan

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.

— Rick Riordan

I tried to imagine how things could get much worse. The gods were in the Midwest fighting a huge monster that had almost defeated…

— Rick Riordan

Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided an army…

— Rick Riordan

I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you…

— Rick Riordan

Their goal was in sight. They had a Titan with a very loud kitten on their side. That had to count for something.

— Rick Riordan

I imagined having that bronzed dragon in our fight against the Titan lord Kronos. His monsters would think twice about attacking camp if they…

— Rick Riordan

As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas.

— Rick Riordan

They [Percy and Annabeth] held the Doors shut as the elevator shuddered and the music played, while somewhere below them, a Titan and a…

— Rick Riordan

I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster." End of discussion.The Titan hefted his spear and they continued marching…

— Rick Riordan

I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster,…

— Rick Riordan