Absolutely nothing Quote by Gary Player

Some jokes are not made to laugh, they're created by those who just want to bark !!

— Senoraroy

When a dog is in your life, there is always a reason to laugh.

— Alphonse de Lamartine

“It is only dogs that never bite their masters.”

— Thornton Wilder

The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play it, and…

— Jason Gann

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

— Tony Snow

“Only dogs know and respect their masters. This is a rare characteristic of men who secretly envy their masters and wish their downfall.”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.

— T. H. White

“While humans play God, dogs learn from their masters.”

— Toba Beta

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.

— Maurice Maeterlinck

Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!

— Konrad Lorenz

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

— Robert Breault

A human being having a full emotional conversation with a dog is funny, innately. It's one of those things where you get in a…

— Will Smith