Anybody who knows me knows that half the time I'm saying things with a somewhat humorous overtone. — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Trust me. You’re a constant riddle with an ever-changing solution." ~ FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro” — Beth Yarnall Copy Share Image
“If people fainted from too much thinking I’d scarcely ever be conscious,” Tabitha began at once. “I think and think all the… — Margaret Mahy Copy Share Image
“If we have to, we can all go to Hell together—maybe there's a group rate.” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Sobs force their way out of my throat. I feel like I’m trapped in a disaster movie where everything is shriveling into… — Paula Stokes Copy Share Image
“Writing is a lonely pursuit. The only thing working is imagination and hands. The only difference between writing and masturbation is one… — Mark Bell Copy Share Image
“Dad said I had no respect for money and that if I didn't learn when I was little when was I going… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
The proverbial Englishman, we know from old chronicler Froissart, takes his pleasures sadly, and the Englishwoman goes a step further and takes… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me. Ella: If you… — Melissa Lemon Copy Share Image
I'm really interested in the link between creativity and humor because humor is a type of creativity, and I do think that… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Raney flipped the book over and looked at the jacket cover, realized it was one of the books Bo had left at… — Carol Cassella Copy Share Image
“Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard… — G.M. Malliet Copy Share Image
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I can't help but laugh into my next sip of water. For the first time, mine doesn't seem so bad. "I don't… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll… — C.C. Alma Copy Share Image
