I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.” — A.E. Poynor Copy Share Image
And the only people I fear are those who never have doubts... Save us all from arrogant men, and all the causes… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people's childhoods. When I was writing… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“Of course, you won't confirm or deny it, which means I'm probably right, since if I was wrong, you'd be gloating about… — Keith R.A. DeCandido Copy Share Image
“Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
It is time to stop personal destruction and prying into private lives — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an eyebrow. 'I was trying to make up… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
We even switched to a newly-formed church across the town that gave one hundred and twenty trading stamps each time we attended.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“This is Nimrod, because of whose vile plan the world no longer speaks a single tongue.” — Dante Copy Share Image
I remember the day we were hanging around the band's commune and Roger came in with the press kit for a rock… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
“Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
