Humorous Quote by Bernadette Pruitt Download Open image ““Never underestimate a septuagenarian with time on his hands.”” — Bernadette Pruitt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Inspirational Time
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