Dieting Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dieting Exercise Happiness Humorous Ifs Inspirational Life Rough Rough life Shipping
I don't like to feel like I'm some fragile package that has to be shipped by high-priority mail and handled with white gloves. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
There's a vast difference between having a carload of miscellaneous facts sloshing around loose in your head and getting all mixed up in transit,… — George Horace Lorimer Copy Share Image
Travelling so much, sometimes my luggage goes astray. But I can get the right stuff sent to me overnight by a special shipper. No… — Ivana Trump Copy Share Image
My life is not packaged, Not tidy. There are leftover strands and jagged Edges that cut even my friends. — Walter Dean Myers Copy Share Image
Offers dried up after a few years and it was like I had fallen off the radar. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Some people are really good at packaging themselves, but that's not really me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The harder you had to work to open a package, the less you ended up caring about what was inside. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Some people are great at dieting and train somewhat inconsistently - for those people, getting on a great training program and following it will… — John Romaniello Copy Share Image
If you are making mistakes with your meals, DO NOT waste your time at the gym. No matter how hard you work, a bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive learned from dieting and not dieting that literally the thing that works best for me is that if I think of it, I… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
People have to realize that dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the… — Ian K. Smith Copy Share Image
After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Dieting is long-haul. Many rapid weight loss programs actually only squeeze the water out of you. Just like a wet sponge. But a good… — Owen Jones Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image