Humorous Quote by Alfred F. Jones Hetalia Download Open image ““Put it on your forehead and you'll feel better in no time!”” — Alfred F. Jones Hetalia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Time
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“Use your head, can't you, use your head, you're on earth, there's no cure for that!” — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
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“Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out.” — Thomas Cardinal Wolsey Copy Share Image
“Be very very careful what you put into that head because you will never get it out.” — Thomas Wolsey Copy Share
“Always be careful who you trick with. I should have that tattooed on my forehead so I can see it every morning when I… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
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“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
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The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
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