Answering machines Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other..” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Answering machines Ears Humorous Phones Son Telephones Transistors
My brother was listening to his transistor radio. He kept switching the earpiece from one ear to the other, which I thought was his… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
When you listen to stereo on your home system, your both ears hear both speakers. Turn on the left speaker sometime and notice you're… — Woody Norris Copy Share Image
“They solved the problem of coexistence through the use of individual stereo headphones.” — Stephen Billias Copy Share Image
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My younger brother will remember that he received a transistor radio for Christmas. I took it apart and it never worked again. — Stephen Elop Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
[Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave a message… — Saul Williams Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a child of the 21st century and I prefer texting to phone calls, but I would prefer an answering machine over all. — Brendan Dooling Copy Share Image
Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The dead have no ears, no answering machines that we know of, still we call. — Bob Hicok Copy Share Image
I think people who aren't in film experience that when they hear their voice on an answering machine or something. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
Like most people, you listen to yourself on the phone or an answering machine and you're like, 'Ugh.' So to do something with just… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell you magazine… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I remember a few years ago I was sitting at home with my wife watching the Oscars. I was sitting on the couch and… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“She never opened her mail in the middle of the day. Sometimes she forgot about it for a week or more until people rang… — Nicci French Copy Share Image
I'm not good at texting because I'm an older generation, old school. And nobody ever listens to the answering machine anymore. It's terrible. — Igor Levit Copy Share Image
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