Fart Quote by Hanako Stephens Download Open image ““There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.”” — Hanako Stephens ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Humorous
“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“It's a dungeon, Leila. They're Supposed to smell." Mission accomplished. The stench might have actually killed my new appetite. If hell could fart, it… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“You've got questions coming out of you like farts on Thanksgiving.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“It's probably the only attraction in Shartlesburg, Pennsylvania, a town whose name Miriam finds so funny she, well, nearly sharts every time she hears… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“I dare us to give up – maybe we’ll reach nirvana by the time we’re sixty.” — Hanako Stephens Copy Share Image
“Every band is allowed to do things how they want - including getting on stage in pink pasiley suits and doing TIP TOE THROUGH… — Hanako Stephens Copy Share Image
“Strangely enough as much as everyone believe’s I’m gay – and by now I probably am gay as may… Hana-chan was the first person… — Hanako Stephens Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
