Goals Quote by Jeaniene Frost

“When we entered the first chamber of the dungeon, the stench made me recoil. It smelled like someone had mixed together kerosene, rotten fruit,…

— Jeaniene Frost

“You want us to go in there---seriously?" He stared at the cave. "It smells like death. Horrible, farty death.”

— Andrea Cremer

“The truth is like a septic tank and the smell will eventually get out no matter how hard we tighten down the hatch.”

— George Sorbane

“It was a musty sweet smell. "Is this plague city?”

— Thaddeus Nowak

“Although he, like all people, secretely enjoyed the smell of his own farts, the smell of his shit was somethig else. It was so…

— Jonathan Franzen

“I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.”

— Sam Cheever

“Strangers complained about the stench, but the locals liked to brag that it was the sweet smell of money.”

— Donald Ray Pollock

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.”

— Hanako Stephens

“Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart…

— David Gemmell

“You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell.”

— L.R.W. Lee