Quote by David Gemmell

“Although he, like all people, secretely enjoyed the smell of his own farts, the smell of his shit was somethig else. It was so…

— Jonathan Franzen

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“It's a dungeon, Leila. They're Supposed to smell." Mission accomplished. The stench might have actually killed my new appetite. If hell could fart, it…

— Jeaniene Frost

“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy…

— Kingsley Amis

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“He says that I'm as subtle as a fart at a funeral.”

— Martin Crosbie

“Well, don’t fart or you’ll scare the deer,” he continued seriously. “They have very sensitive noses and ears.”

— Jack Gantos

“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“It wounded him to think that he would never be but a shy guest at the feast of the world's culture.”

— James Joyce

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King