Deer Quote by Jack Gantos

“You’ve the presence of a mouse fart in a high wind. Stand aside, and try not to catch fire if I shed sparks of…

— Scott Lynch

“You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell.”

— L.R.W. Lee

“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.”

— Jody Gehrman

“Well, it was so quiet you could have heard a molecule fart three states away.”

— T.J. Klune

“It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!”

— Dorothy Garlock

“Don’t you swat away my concerns like they’re gnats around your ears.” He got to his feet as well. “Don’t you dare make light…

— J.D. Robb

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”

— Barry Lyga

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“Without hesitating, he said, “Can you tell me something? These animals that are just running around out here . . . they couldn’t be…

— Lee H. Whittlesey