Sam Cheever

“I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.”

— Sam Cheever

“To Hades with you, fool, for God hath tired of you.”

— Sam Cheever

“I was swimming with the turd sharks in an ocean made of piss”

— Sam Cheever

“God, in his wisdom, sent us his angels, to whisper our names on the wind. God, in his anger, released his devils,…

— Sam Cheever

“I pull my power more tightly around me like a magic binky.”

— Sam Cheever