Cards Quote by Flip Wilson Download Open image “Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.” — Flip Wilson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cards Cards Humorous Comedy Fun Get well Half Half Fun Humor Humorous Missing Sick
Life's too short not to laugh about yourself and the cards you're dealt. — Mark Zupan Copy Share Image
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. — Phyllis Bottome Copy Share Image
Humor is not only fun but healthy too! Heart attack is shown to be less likely to happen for people who have an active… — Babloo Copy Share Image
It's a ridiculous function of modern work life that we can't just be sick, we then have to beat ourselves up about being sick. — Katty Kay Copy Share Image
In order to play this game, at one point in your life you've got to be a little mentally deranged. And every once in… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
You don't have to be sick to get better! You don't have to have a bad attitude to get a better one. — Thomas D Copy Share Image
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
After having seen the job done on that first show of mine, I realized that I felt like I wanted to work again for… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
I have the bug again. I'm expecting the response to seeing the show again on Nick to be very good, and this will set… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
The cost of living's going up, and the chance of living's going down!.. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Most drag impersonations are a drag. But women can like Geraldine, men can like Geraldine, everyone can like Geraldine. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Less than 8 percent of private sector workers belonged to a union in 2004, and, overall, only 12.5 percent of American workers carry a… — Linda Chavez Copy Share Image
I don't see [ Trainspotting ] as an albatross, I see it more as a calling card. It's got me out to Hollywood, I've… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
I have yet to see someone attack Obama over his report card. A lot of people I talk to from both sides of the… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
Most dressing rooms are sterile and they feel like someone else's space. But over two weeks of previews, before the show officially opens, they… — Mathew Horne Copy Share Image
What Wall Street and credit card companies are doing is really not much different from what gangsters and loan sharks do who make predatory… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
My first big mistake was made when, in a moment of weakness, I consented to learn the game; for a man who can frankly… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Whether Theresa May had stabbed has stabbed the former Mayor of London in the back and Michael Gove had stabbed him in the front.… — Nigel Evans Copy Share Image
While you're playing cards with a regular guy or having a bite to eat with him, he seems a peaceable, good-humoured and not entirely… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image