“I've got a thing about heights." Nate glanced at her. "I thought you had a thing about bugs?" "I've got more than… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because… — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
This to me is the secret comedy of all author interviews, down through the ages, even the good ones in the 'Paris… — John Jeremiah Sullivan Copy Share Image
“You came after me. Against the geas , you came after me.” He felt the shifting of muscle behind him as Bloodraven… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's curling ribbon, but you don't have to curl it. You don't have to do everything the ribbon tells you to do.… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
The Comedy of Emasculation that Judd Apatow and his disciples have made into a separate economy was invented by the Farrelly brothers,… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
“You know you're a mom when you open the door to the dishwasher mid-cycle and think, 'This is the closest I'm going… — Judy Gruen Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
'NRT' is a comedy film, which has the extreme of emotions with Vijay Sethupathi and Nayanthara as the protagonists. — Vignesh Shivan Copy Share Image
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“Arabella- Why you felt it was imperative for me to leave my house in a traveling trunk is still beyond me. You… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
I set out to do a horror film with 'Dog Soldiers,' and what I came out with at the end of the… — Neil Marshall Copy Share Image
“When I asked him for some explanation as to why he wanted to kill me, he said it was because he didn't… — Amanda Filipacchi Copy Share Image
“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed. "Huh?… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“In the beginning, his holding could calm the babies, but soon they wanted more motion and wouldn't allow their father to sit… — Ha Jin Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that I'm on some crusade to change people's minds. I'm just doing what I do. I'm a comedian, I'm… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“...A legendary leader distinguishes himself as someone who gets ahead of his people from an impasse and futile general consensus, and then… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF": “Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy” “Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.” “But… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“If you drive down there," I said, "he'll just escape the other way. That's what he's counting on. You have to walk… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
It's impossible to write about Native life without humor-that's how people maintain sanity. — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end” — Ags Orachimaruu Copy Share Image
There is a strange sort of reasoning in Hollywood that musicals are less worthy of Academy consideration than dramas. It's a form… — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
“Gabe realized he was standing there alone, with a goofy smile on his face. Limping inside, he closed the door behind him,… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross Copy Share Image
“...the Puritans compressed whatever mirth and public joy they deemed allowable to human infirmity; thereby so far dispelling the customary cloud, that,… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“I remember that story. You have read it four times." Samson shrugged. "Why should I stop with the first reading? Nobody says,… — Karen A. Wyle Copy Share Image
And dilettantism is a humorous way to survive. Everybody understands you for it and everybody hates you for it. And not everybody… — Francesco Clemente Copy Share Image
“She paused and the looked at Decebel 'except you. You might as well put on a tuu, a tiara, and carry a… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“At the end of human; life losses is equal to life gain life earned is equal to life learned and life pain… — O.O Michael Copy Share Image
“Look at the first arch in a human and a shark, and you find a very similar state of affairs: jaws.” — Neil Shubin Copy Share Image
“I saved you,” Andersen said at last, slowly but firmly, like Pat was an idiot child who had to be reminded of… — Alex Gabriel Copy Share Image
“If I'm going down, I'm taking it with me. M.A.D., bitch. I'm up for Mutually Assured Destruction - if that's what it… — T.L. Huchu Copy Share Image
“Besides increasing energy and enhancing the immune system, laughter diminishes pain, improves focus, reignites hope, restores connections, enhances relationships, relieves tension, relaxes… — Rashid Buttar Copy Share Image
So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
