“Shall I check into convenient spots to bury a body?' 'You never know when a nice soft piece of ground may be… — Claudia J. Edwards Copy Share Image
“Readers will recall that the little evidence collected seemed to point to the strange and confusing figure of an unidentified Air Force… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
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I was never really comfortable doing comedy. Though it was good the first couple of years, there were problems, and it became… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am convinced that tough villains help make a comedy sparkle because they provide a contrast to the funny guys. — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
So it didn't matter to me whether it was the serious guy or the comedy guy, if I was getting people involved… — Christopher Daniels Copy Share Image
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A lot of comedic things are a real science - comedy has so many layers that I, at least, didn't see before… — Renee Rapp Copy Share Image
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Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out. — Kevin Feige Copy Share Image
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There's no reason to do 'ex and the City' if it's not going to be everything 'Sex and the City' is, which… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
“They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate. "Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Village People." Butch held his… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny.… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
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It's cool to be able to use comedy as a way to make people feel like they're a part of a bigger… — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
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I can't be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I'll be funny… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I have regional films, Bengali and Telugu, but always wanted to do a Marathi film especially because I think this industry makes… — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
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