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“Her breath caught when his erection shot to rigid. "Merciful Father, Ye're like a stallion with a mare in heat.”

— Amy Jarecki

“WORRY NOT, PRINCESS,” Ironhorse said, and I gaped at him, not believing my eyes. Where a horse had been, now a man stood before…

— Julie Kagawa

Vin snorted, kneeling in the low tent as she pulled her belt tight; then she crawled over to him. "I don't know how you…

— Brandon Sanderson

“She could feel the ire and aggression rolling off the hooded guard in front of her, see how tightly, eagerly, he clutched the hilts…

— Sarah J. Maas

“You remind me of the mare I just sold. She was always guarded, hesitant of every new adventure, and resisted me at every turn.…

— Alexandrea Weis

“You know you really have to beware of gypsies in these parts," he said teasingly, dismounting from his horse...Keirah gave him a small smile…

— Madison Thorne Grey

“She knew no horse of Tom’s could catch him. Like his sire, he ran like the wind.”

— Catherine Anderson

“I felt like I did the first time I had been thrown from a horse, with the reins yanked from my hands and the…

— Julianne Donaldson

“We kept him until he died ... and sat with him during the long last minutes when a horse comes closest to seeming human.”

— C.J.J. Mullen

“And if you hadn’t pulled me from the horse-“ “I lost half a lifetime when I realized-“ He choked off whatever else he was…

— Sabrina Jeffries

“A great fear came over me, and my body went entirely cold, and I stood as if paralyzed with fear; for I knew that…

— Margaret Atwood

“She looked, I decided this morning, much more like a horse than a human being. In fact she would have been a very nice…

— Agatha Christie