Google earth: You can go anywhere on Google earth and the 1st place you go to? Your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, then that's not going to happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Rubberneck' has nothing to do with comedy, nor does it follow comedic people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some say that laughter is the best medicine, Obviously they have yet to try medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'The spider is more sacred of you than you're scared of it!' Oh really, did it tell you that?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Suppose, however, that God did give this law to the Jews, and did tell them that whenever a man preached a heresy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adding 'and shit' to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you are no longer in the sexual universe – when you are supposedly too old, or too big, or simply no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
