In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most valuable sense of humor is the kind that enables a person to see instantly what it isn't safe to laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Incidentally, I don't know how late you were planning to stay, but there is an excellent film this evening The Snake Pit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Proof computers are female: Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm wearing my Apple Bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the furrrr. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Economists give their predictions to a digit after the decimal point to show that they have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for those who don't have a sense of humor, imagine the decades they're missing on out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love someone enough you can still hear their laughter when their gone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed -- and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. And it would be even better if some of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I am fully aware that 'money doesn't grow on trees.' Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter brings in a special friendship. Laughter brings in love and laughter brings in a new wonderful life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
