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PROSTITUTES ARE BETTER THAN THOSE WHO MARRY MEN FOR THE SAKE OF MATERIAL PROSPERITY AND COMFORT

— Bhaskar Mukharjee

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.

— Warren Beatty

I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.

— Heber C. Kimball

Never give someone the whole cow who only wants a glass of milk.

— Anonymous

“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?”

— George R.R. Martin

“Why should you buy the cow, if you can get the milk for free?” Answer: There is no reason, no incentive, no need to…

— Lindsay Marsh Warren

Many a marriage hardly differs from prostitution, except being harder to escape from.

— Bertrand Russell

Out of the frying pan into the fire! What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many? No different!

— Angela Carter

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your…

— Munshi Premchand

Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage…

— Bertrand Russell

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go…

— Doug Stanhope

The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do…

— Samuel Butler