Anything God has ever done, he can do now. Anything God has ever done anywhere, he can do here. Anything God has… — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Indiana Jones' wasn't physically tough, but they are the only two films I've ever been ill on. On 'The Last Crusade,' I… — John Rhys-Davies Copy Share Image
It's weird because I always seem to be dead. I'm gonna have to change that because I wouldn't want to be typecast. — Erica Leerhsen Copy Share Image
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit.… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
“Jean grinned down at her, and she handed him something in a small silk bag. 'What's this?' 'Lock of my hair, '… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
My mom and dad always tried to make Christmas special for us. We were poor, but it's funny because we had no… — Johnny Mathis Copy Share Image
You are not competing with anyone else. You are only competing with yourself to do the best with whatever you have received. — L. Tom Perry Copy Share Image
I have never bought into this view that some people have that the job of the comedian is to espouse opinions and… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
Love is a sensation, caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
I am far from sure when I am acting and when I am not or, should I more frankly put it, when… — Laurence Olivier Copy Share Image
The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
At the Harvard Business School, I really felt I had gained the ability to resolve difficult issues. But I also felt that… — Thomas G. Stemberg Copy Share Image
Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Crouchers move through a garden at a stoop: naming, gasping, horraying, admiring or coveting plants; Gapers saunter, smiling or sighing at what… — Mirabel Osler Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn't handle the spiders. You… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
Biggest influence is my parents. It's funny but my mom was the first one that allowed me to play tackle football. My… — Marcus Mariota Copy Share Image
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands.… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
“Amy Curry," I could still hear him intoning, "never end a sentence with a preposition!" Irked that after six years he was… — Morgan Matson Copy Share Image
Of the Queen tributes, some of them are very funny, and some of them are really not funny at all. The terrible… — Roger Taylor Copy Share Image
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie.… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“I frowned as my fingers throbbed. “Wait a sec. There’s a chance I can’t work with fire and you let me do… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
“Is the princess still in the fitting room?" "Oh no, darling. She appeared about half an hour ago. Poured herself a black… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
I've never read a review from anybody that said, "I don't want to watch this anymore because it's just too funny. I… — Jack Kenny Copy Share Image
I was influenced by a lot of comedy growing up, I had good parents. They were funny, too. My mom was hilarious;… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
I wanted to be clever, but being funny came first. That's how you know someone is clever. They don't come out and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
For all the young girls getting tattoos, Remember: A butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack when you get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You're supposed to not like the 'Austin Powers' movies because people ruin the catchphrases. 'Austin Powers' is so funny. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
HEART, n. An automatic, muscular blood-pump. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the esat of emotions and sentiments --a very… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an… — Kel Mitchell Copy Share Image
You have to avoid caricature, at the one end of the spectrum, and sentimentality, at the other; which is not to say… — Robert Boswell Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's Tune-berg, sometimes Thunn-berg. I mean, I think it's funny that everyone pronounces it differently. So, that is just - I… — Greta Thunburg Copy Share Image
You don't know this but the regret you feel after doing something is your body's way of saying you should definitely do… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I have really fond memories of growing up in Chicago, and I always love going back. I still have a lot of… — Kaskade Copy Share Image
Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and… — Meghan Markle Copy Share Image
I would really like to do a really cool one-hour show, maybe on, like, HBO or something like that; or something that… — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, your attention please.” He waited until the whole floor had stopped what it was doing and turned to face him.… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
