You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
“Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
I know I'm funny, and I like to be in front of people, and the fact that I'm good at that. It's… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth. — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
It's funny you can pretty much substitute the same actors in that top tier, whether it's a Chris Evans or a Chris… — Tamlyn Tomita Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It's funny, because earlier, I used to have questions about how you coped with the seniors in the team, and now I… — Smriti Mandhana Copy Share Image
Love is like a storm.It is calm and soothing.It is natural and essential.It is powerful and fulfilling and nothing can get in… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Here goes a joke: Mom Sh**,wat r u sayin boay,Sh** mom,the Sh**,i tried 2 wake up ma sista with a fart but… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. — Edmund Hillary Copy Share Image
What you know you know. What you don't know, you don't know. This is knowledge. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a broad comic, but I think I can be funny and I think I make people laugh. — Lennie James Copy Share Image
And who are the greater criminals-those who sell the instruments of death, or those who buy them and use them? — Robert E. Sherwood Copy Share Image
I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine” — Jamie Delano Copy Share Image
Film Twitter is a funny place. I often dip my toe into it. I'm entertained and horrified in equal measures. — Harris Dickinson Copy Share Image
I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money. — Stephen Schneider Copy Share Image
When we exist, death is not yet present, and when death is present, then we do not exist. — Epicurus Copy Share Image
Everything in your business can be outsourced... if you're not emotionally attached to doing it all. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn't have to talk to you. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
The sooner you learn it's on you to make life interesting, the better off you'll be. — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
You would be amazed how much I'm wrong when people say guess what. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but do not have the time. — Jacques Prevert Copy Share Image
In general, I gravitate toward anything where I can be funny, but as a consumer myself, I enjoy dramedies. — Ego Nwodim Copy Share Image
It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
When you are getting beat to death, get your head out of the mixer. — Richard Dennis Copy Share Image
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
