Something rubs off from everything you read, observe, and tinker with. — R. F. Delderfield Copy Share Image
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
If you don't do stupid things when your young, then you won't have funny stuff to talk about when you get old. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are known knowns and known unknowns, but what we should be worried about most is the unknown unknowns. — Gary Marcus Copy Share Image
What's this business of being a writer. It's just putting one word after another. — Irving Thalberg Copy Share Image
I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut. — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
“I cook better than you," Nick corrected absently. "I think monkeys can probably be taught to cook better than you." "I'd like… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Do not let a day go by without taking some time for yourself - some time you spend in pure pleasure, as… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
I was born intelligent but education ruined it. just kidding — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
I have no place in my life for someone who is sure he can do everything. --Steelmind — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
A females smile is better than the duckface…unless her teeth are fucked up. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Kagura: It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come. — Hideaki Sorachi Copy Share Image
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke Copy Share Image
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its true, I cant make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People who say life is a bed of roses usually complain about sleeping in thorns. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
In science, read, by preference, the newest works; in literature the oldest. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
Forgiveness is God's greatest gift because it meets our greatest need. — David Platt Copy Share Image
After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around. — Jeremy Campbell Copy Share Image
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
The only thing that weakens worry is work, so I will be working for Marie Corfield — Cory Booker Copy Share Image
