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“Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single.”

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