Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There is someone that I must meet again. And until that day… not even Death himself can take my life away! — Zoro Copy Share Image
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven. — William Goldsmith Brown Copy Share Image
Lied, because I was going to look for fakes XD but this is the last one haah — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A true fact : 80% of womens name ends in A. 15% of womens name ends in I& L — Uchiha Copy Share Image
“101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies… — Summersdale Publishers Copy Share Image
The funny thing about cinema is, usually when they do a story that has African Americans in it, there always has to… — Jim Brown Copy Share Image
America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that… — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
“I have the feeling we just made a deal with the devil, and he's going to come back and want our first-born… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious.… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
“Jassaline's little potion seems to have brought up every meal I've had in the past five years." said Locke. "Nothing left to… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
