Funny Quotes · Page 56

I'm here to be a martial artist and show people that I think there's a better way of life and a happier…

— Jon Fitch

Small is good, but none is better.

— Juanita Morrow Nelson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

— SangFroid Stalker

I enjoy doing comedy that is why I pursue it. I believe that life is hard enough already and full of drama…

— Kim Wayans

By nature I am curious about life, and this extends to my business.

— Richard Branson

Keep practicing. Never let someone tell you you're too small or too slow.

— Chris Paul

We will find a way or we shall make one

— Hannibal

The Christianity that saves is a thing personally grasped, personally experienced, personally felt and personally possessed.

— J. C. Ryle

“You should have been born a poet,” she whispered as she pulled away. “Screw that,” he laughed as he placed a gentle…

— Amelia Hutchins

“If you hadn't stolen my bride away in the night, Rhysand, I would not have been forced to take such drastic measures…

— Sarah J. Maas

There is no best anything in art.

— Jeff Daniels

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

— Frank Zappa

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

— Lewis Black

It takes courage to begin something, but it can take even more to end it.

— Marie Forleo

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond....

— Steve Martin

I’m pleased by anything in myself that strikes me as not myself.

— Steven Millhauser

Lovely days in my life : Childhood Days, School Days & collage Days, Horrible days in my life : ONLY EXAM DAYS :)

— Anonymous

Truth, for any man, is that which makes him a man.

— Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The only security is courage.

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A sign of intelligence is to see the One in many and find the many in One.

— Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

I do seem to have a bit of a predilection for movies that say something transgressive.

— Maggie Gyllenhaal

Whatever God has brought about Is to be borne with courage.

— Sophocles

That we may consult concerning others, and not others concerning us.

— Plutarch

The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on…

— Miranda Otto

You are thirst and thirst is all I know

— Benjamin Alire Saenz

I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow.

— Nikhil Saluja

Coffee enhances my social phobias.

— Anonymous

No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing.

— Christine Ramkran

I like to be funny and make a girl laugh.

— Luke James

No better love than love with no object

— Rumi

God is what's good in me.

— John Gunther

A nation is not conquered which is perpetually to be conquered.

— Edmund Burke

Every intentional act is a magical act.

— Aleister Crowley

I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material.…

— Daniel Tosh

“Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...”

— Llama Queen

I had Flipped. -Bryce Loski

— Wendelin Van Draanen

When you are courting nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems…

— Albert Einstein

I think I'm going to Katmandu, that's really, really where I'm going to

— Bob Seger

OMFG MY MUMS BUYING ME THE BELIEVE ALBUM FOR A GRADUATION PRESENT.

— Anonymous

I find it more comfortable to say I'm an atheist, and for that I probably have someone like Dawkins to thank.

— Jim Al-Khalili