So you find this great lesson however don't just follow one ,since you don't just do one thing all life. — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
My friend and I do this all the time to my other friend, but with us, it's either The Hunger Games, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before… — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
“Robert said, "This is great, huh? Sorry to butt in and everything, but I really need the extra points. For my grade."… — Andrew Clements Copy Share Image
“Icy: You ladies want to hear something funny? The quiz in last month's Teen Witch said "What would you do if you… — Darcy Icy the Winx Club Copy Share Image
There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that… — Majel Barrett Copy Share Image
She paints her nails and she don't know He's got her best friend on the phone She'll wash her hair, his dirty… — American Hi Fi Copy Share Image
If you devote yourself to more than yourself ... you will have more than yourself to show for yourself. — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
“Buddy I have lived through three wars and several major political skirmishes. You can't beat me down with your boring-to-death sales pitches.” — Anissa Rafeh Copy Share Image
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
A blond texts a brunette 'What does IDK mean' the brunette replies 'I Don't Know' then the blond replies: 'No one seems… — Zhat Copy Share Image
I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones. — Clairo Copy Share Image
It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
If you'd asked me when I was younger what life would be like in my 50s, I'd probably have imagined someone like… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
It (the Bible) has never bowed its head before the discoveries of science. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
RAWR does NOT mean I love you in dinosaur. Did you ever see Jurassic Park? It means I'm gonna fuckin eat your… — Brittany Copy Share Image
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
The funny thing about acting is, there's no 'right' way to make it. Some people need to work their butts off, and… — Alexander Dreymon Copy Share Image
At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards. — Geoffrey Parfitt Copy Share Image
If sin rules in me, God's life in me will be killed; if God rules in me, sin in me will be… — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
