Funny Quotes · Page 42

I lead verbally, not by example.

— Daryl Morey

I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from!

— Nikhil Saluja

“Don't fucking quote me!”

— Roni Batti Kajou

“Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don't know why that is, exactly. Maybe it's the outsider vibe and…

— Kendare Blake

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the…

— Mitch Hedberg

I'm convinced of this: Good done anywhere is good done everywhere.

— Maya Angelou

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse…

— Anonymous

We become what we think about most.

— John H. Vandenberg

Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless.

— NizamShahbaaz

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say? I felt like de…

— Igor Stravinsky

What do you think you're doing?

— Ben Aaronovitch

Anything good in life is either illegal immoral or fattening.

— Green Monk

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.

— Craig Ferguson

Even in front of nature one must compose.

— Edgar Degas

Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. F**k more the Merrier

— ISetMyFriendsOnFire

“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was…

— Mark Twain

I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked !

— Leahh

Hurry is the death of Prayer.

— Samuel Chadwick

Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

— John Madden

The way is the beginning of all beings and the measure of right and wrong.

— Han Fei

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

— David Letterman

“We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.”

— Nenia Campbell

Once you've done that, push the thought of no thought away.

— Frederick Lenz

Think of it! A second chamber selected by the Whips. A seraglio of eunuchs.

— Michael Foot