Causes Quote by Dave Attell

I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a baby-naming book.…

— Mitch Hedberg

I always said if I had a son, I was going to give him a unique name.

— Lou Williams

I'd be in the backyard minding my own business. The other kids would call me names, like meatball head or neo-Calvinist. I'd run after…

— Emo Philips

Give your child more than just your name!

— Sarah Moores

If I ever have a son, I would call him Frankie, and it's a family name - it's my dad and my dad's dad,…

— Frank Lampard

I'd love kids. I'm obsessed with babies. Of course I've thought about baby names. A million times. I like Alfie for a little boy.

— Cheryl Cole

I would never steal a friend's idea for a baby name, ever!

— Kim Zolciak-Biermann

I think it's pretty cruel to give a kid a name that others are going to have. I think it's very important to have…

— Penn Jillette

Who am I, Jesus, that You'd call me by name?

— Margaret Becker

I call everything Steve. Since I was little, I'd go on, like, holiday and call hermit crabs Steve. And I still do. I'll name…

— Benee

When I get a dog , I want to name him Buick...Buick LeSabre. Unless I have a kid first, in which case I'd stick…

— Gabe Saporta

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

— Phyllis Diller